The Dating Bio Problem

Your bio is why you'renot getting matches.

Our AI reads your dating profile bio like a brutally honest friend — then tells you exactly what to fix and rewrites it for you.

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Match Score out of 100

Basic & Beige

"This bio is a template, not a personality. 'Loves hiking and dogs' describes 70% of Hinge — you've given her zero reason to swipe right on you specifically."

Kill the clichés: "Loves to laugh" is doing nothing for you

Add one weird, specific fact about yourself

End with a question that invites her to respond

✨ Suggested Rewrite I make great tacos and terrible life decisions (currently fixing both). Ask me about the time I accidentally adopted a 3-legged cat. Do you prefer coffee dates or is that too 2019?

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More matches avg.

"This bio is a template, not a personality" "You've mentioned dogs twice. We get it." "Living, laughing, and loving your way to zero matches" "Your bio is fine. Fine is invisible." "Not taking yourself too seriously is... ironic" "Scored a 31. Your gym selfie is working harder than you" "This bio is a template, not a personality" "You've mentioned dogs twice. We get it." "Living, laughing, and loving your way to zero matches" "Your bio is fine. Fine is invisible." "Not taking yourself too seriously is... ironic" "Scored a 31. Your gym selfie is working harder than you"

The Process

From cringe bio to first date in 60 seconds

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Paste your bio

Copy your current Hinge, Tinder, or Bumble bio and drop it in. Even if it's embarrassing. Especially if it's embarrassing.

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Get roasted

Our AI gives you a score, a brutal honest verdict, and 3 specific things you're doing wrong. No vague advice. Real feedback.

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Use the rewrite

Walk away with a completely rewritten bio that sounds like you — but better. The kind that actually gets replies.

Real Results

They were skeptical too.

Until they checked their match count the next day.

"I've been on Hinge for 2 years with the same bio. Changed it after the roast and got 4 matches in a day. Embarrassed it took me this long."

Jake, 28 — New York Was: 34 → Now: 81

"I thought my bio was fine. The AI told me it sounded like a LinkedIn profile for someone who hikes. It was right. New bio, new vibe, new matches."

Priya, 26 — Chicago Was: 41 → Now: 77

"The roast was so specific it stung. But the rewrite it gave me? I've had 3 girls reference my bio on the first message. Never happened before."

Marcus, 31 — Austin Was: 29 → Now: 88

Pricing

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